It is a pathetic fact of living on the cyber highway that Sad individuals insist on sending around spam chain letters that promise the world if you continue the chain or threaten disaster if you break the chain. Well folks let me help you relieve yourself any burden that you may feel. Below is a list of friends you might like to use in this time of need. Just copy and paste the addresses into the comment box below with the heading 'For the attention of'' and followed by the letter you have received after the list of names, then post them to me. I'll happily deal with the consequences and you can rest assured that you have not broken the chain.
Amanda Kisennhug, Penny Fourdegy, Ewar Woowoo, Mike Hunt, Phil McKavity, John Fitzpatrick, Peter File, Patrick Fitzjohn, Orsen Kart, Pat Ondehed, Paul O'Water, Betty Swallocks, Mary Hinge, Andy Mann, Edna Cloud, Freda Mare, Ivor Biggun, Ivor Smallpiece, Wendy Boatcumsin, Peter Owt, Roger Delaydi and last but by no means least Fanny Small.
And don't forget you're going to get so much luck now, I on the other hand will deal with Monsieur Fate... I spit in his eye and slap his face with my gloves.
